You don't have to wait to vote! Vote today, and send a message to the liberal elites that run the media from an iron-glovebox in their limousine off Central Park West.

Draft Colbert 2008 or Cold Draft Beer 2008

Either way we all win.

Don't let the tomorrows of yesterday become the last weeks of the next millenium without looking backward from the future we have already seen!

Nation, rise up and let you know who know that we need them to do you know what within the pre-agreed upon timeframe. Yes, that one. You know what I'm talkin' about. This great country of ours deserves to be led by the most conservatasitic parody of a character parodying a character in our Vast Liberal Conspiracy Media today.

Some might argue that an entertainer shouldn't be president. Others might point out that Reagan was president. Still others might argue that proves point number one. And still others, who get paid by the word, might argue that Reagan wasn't very entertaining before he got into office. But Saint Reagan can't help us right now, and boy do we need help.

Buy a shirt or a bumper sticker and get America's life blood* flowing again!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*America's life blood is money, so let's keep it pumping in the halls of mixed metaphors.